A sequel to the internet pheomenon, Charlie the Unicorn. It's basically the same framework, but new jokes, plotline, and other things. It starts off when the pink and purple unicorns and scuba diving in thin air, and all of the sudden a vortex opens in Charlie's back. They get sucked in and come back with an amulet. Now they must deliver the amulet to the Banana King before the vortex opens and unleashes 1,000 years of darkness. Along their journey they meet the letter "Z", they ride the Choo Choo Shoe, and sing a song with the Frogus called "Stick a Banana in your Ear". This new movie makes new sayings such as:
Oh no! Here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish! NOOOO! FUGU!
El hombre con el sombrero nos envió.
Oh, of course he burst into flames...
In other news, Charlie the Unicorn has made so much buzz over the internet, the creator Jason Steele has been offered many offers for Charlie, including a deal from Adult Swim and Hot Topic. He turned down the Adult Swim deal because they wanted all rights to Charlie the Unicorn, and he only got $2,500 from that, plus part of the money that the series would make. Although, if it was a flop, he would lose Charlie and barely get any money. He gets over $1,000 a month anyway from his store. Although, Hot Topic gave him a reasonable contract, and soon you will be seeing Charlie the Unicorn shirts at Hot Topic. Jason Steele thought it was funny that it was so easy to work with the people who run the stores that give off the "Welcome to Hell" vibe. The full story is here.
Attack of the Invisible Men from Mars
Yet another movie made by Chris Palmieri for the Knox's Korner Forums' Movie of the Month. This one is about a man who believes that the Earth is being invaded by invisible men from Mars. He trys to convince the world that they are here, but the only proof are his strange calculations and a Vietnam veteran who was attacked with a case of shell shock. Can he convince the world before it's too late?
After one year of doing Video of the Week, I couldn't have chosen a better video for our one year anniversary.
Finally, after 20 years of wishing, this company has pulled through, and they are making a Legend of Zelda film. It starts off with Link coming to Market with his neighbor to help him make a trading trip. While there, Link stumbles upon the Triforce, and by touching it, he becomes bound to the Triforce of Courage. On that day, Hyrule falls to Ganondorf and he starts his reign of terror over the land. Zelda finds Link and tells him to travel though time with the Triforce to stop Ganondorf from taking control. Follow Link as he becomes the Hero of Time and stops Ganondorf from siezing the land of Hyrule in this spectacular movie, it is coming out on April 1st, 2009. Here is the "Behind the Scenes" video. Also, April Fools.
And yet another flash from Flare, featuring everyone's favorite salseman, Edwin Crosby. With new Coo-Gloo, you can have hours of fun. You can throw it, make your own hat, throw it again, and because it's made of 54% bleach, it's completely edible. If you want something, that's fun and cool, come on and get some Coo-Gloo.
21 amazing facts about the Nintendo Corperation, it's history, it's characters, and it's products. Mario, Donkey Kong, Zelda, Star Fox, Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo, Virtual Boy, Game Boy, Gamecube, Nintendo DS, the Wii, and even playing cards, it's all here.
A dramatic PSA describing the dangers of capybaras. They are leaders of racist organizations and fund terrorist programs, they must be stopped. They only way to kill them is to get them struck by lightning. Twice. To repel them, use hammers, everyone know that capybaras hate hammers.
Another genius film from 17 year old Chris Palmieri. This one is a documentary about the life of chairs. One man named William Hansen, spent 3 years with chairs to observe their behavior in nature. They can be good, bad, and sometimes savagely attacked.
In this late night comedy sketch, scientists state that they now have the technology to blow up the moon. Most people are ecstatic, they say "We didn't have this in my day, but now we can". Some people are less enthusiastic, they think it's our Earth, and we should be blowing stuff up that belongs to us. It is all going fine until a monkey asks why they are doing it, then it all goes into controversy, will America blow up the moon?
Edwin Crosby is back in his latest video, featuring his latest product, with his latest, uh, self... Anyway, this time around he is selling the Senior Whizz, to make it easier for senior citizens to get around their house. Obviously it doesn't go as planned.
This is the first episode of the new series someone I know is producing, it's called Paranormal Investigators: Specter Squad, or PISS for short. It is a hilarious show, and has some great writing, shots, and just overall acting. I suggest you follow the series, it is really enjoyable.
Saturday Night Live does a lot of Celebrity Jeopardy! skits, but this is by far my favorite, it features Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery, and French Stewart. Any of them that have Sean Connery are awesome, he has some kind of personal grudge against Alex Trebek.
Sure this isn't a comedy film, but it is fairly entertaining. A man hires a hitman to kill some girl, beyond that it doesn't have a point, but it has really good filmography, I suggest you check it out.
Part three of this Legend of Zelda fan film. This section comes to a whopping 65 minutes, it's a doozy. This is the exciting conclusion to the movie, it features the famous final fight between Link and Ganondorf, and Link using the famous, Light Arrow. Will he win? What do you think...
Part two of this Legend of Zelda fan film. This section is also about 45 minutes, and features the main part of the story in The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. Link sets off to find a shield, and eventually, he stumbles into the Unknown Forest. He fights off the zombies and makes his way to Market to buy a shield. He finds some bomb sellers, and then finds the Lon Lon Ranch, where he learns about a girl that has been kidnapped, and it is up to Link to save her. On Ganondorf's side, he falls in love with Zelda and goes on a date with her, but it turns out it was only a dream.
Part one of this Legend of Zelda fan film. This section is about 45 minutes and the first 11 minutes or so has no talking and sets the storyline. Basically every scene with Ganandorf after this point is a comedy and every point with Link is adventurous. The next two weeks I will reveal the next last two parts of this feature length movie.
Another flash from Edwin Crosby, this time he is selling "Boing Shoes". Gravity is no match for Boing Shoes. They jump up to 2 meters in height and 7 meters in length. Boing Shoes are great, Boing Shoes are fun, buy some now for everyone because they are number 1. Only £80 and £600 shipping and handling.
One of my favorite videos ever, I just forgot about it. When a Moshpit escapes from a deathmetal concert, it runs rampant across the nation taking innocent lives, there is only one man who can stop it, Paul. 2 agents from the government come to get his help, but he refuses, finally he comes to his senses and finds a way to stop the moshpit once and for all.
Edwin Crosby, world's worst business man, or should we say best. He is now selling his new product, Inviso-Spray. Spray a single layer over your body, and WHAMMO! You're invisible. See that man over there? He bought some just a minute ago, now he's completely invisible.
Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg rap about waking up late on Sunday, getting some cupcakes, and going to the movies, it's the American dream. More important, they are going to the Chroni-what?-cles of Narnia (which I have to say was a terrible movie). But for some reason they want to go to it, poor-poor saps.
And yet another film masterpiece from my friend Chris Palmieri. This one is a fake trailer for a movie, as in, he will never make it (too bad). It's called "Mystery Box", and it is about a guy named Jean Feldman, who gets a box from a guy who stole it from an organization. He sees what's inside the box, and he has to tell someone, the fate of something rests in his hands. Mystery Box is not coming to a theater near you.
Yoshi, it's cheaper and safer than a racoon leaf. From the man who brought you the trailer for Pac-Man: The Movie, comes the story of a man, who rides around, on a Yoshi... Anyway, Liam is bragging to Gary about how cool his segway is, until he sees Gary's Yoshi. After all, it is cheaper and safer than a racoon leaf...
He makes funny videos, and does stand up, this is my favorite interpretation of his lineup, all are about similar, but this is his best show of it. He is really good, I hope you enjoy it.
The city is being overwelmed with reports of so-called "Ghost Attacks", and they are defenseless. The police, military, and government cannot do anything to stop them, until the nation's scientists come up with a prototype suit. They give it to a man to get to work killing ghosts. The police are baffled, he looks like some kind of man, some kind of Pac... man... Now, with his super pills and arsenal of guns and fruits, he will defeat the ghostly menace, along with his partner, Ms. Pac Man... Your favorite childhood game, with a screenplay.
*Note: This is only a trailer, there is no real movie*
50 years into the future, and videogames have really gone downhill. Metal Gear Solid 5: Snake's in a wheelchair, Final Fantasy: too many roman numerals, Mario: too many pointless topics, Tomb Raider: retarded plotline, and The Legend of Zelda: no more topics to do games on.
HEY! Do you wanna feel SO ENERGETIC? Then try POWERTHIRST! It's a drink for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY! This is a commercial about a radical energy drink with stupid flavors and promises being good at sports and beating Kenyans in races.
For those who thought that 300 Spartans was based on a true story, this is the story of our grand country coming to order, signing the Declaration of Indepence, and defeating the Presians, I mean British. In response to the new movie 300, comes 1776, starring Tom Cruise as George Washington, Sylvester Stallone as Paul Revere, John Travolta as John Hancock, and Jack Black as King George III.
Stephen Colbert Announces Candidacy
In reponse to last week's video, we now have excellent news... STEPHEN COLBERT IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!! YAY!!!
*Que cheesy patriotic music*
Anyway, he will be running for "Favorite Child" of South Carolina. The "Favorite Child" is a candidate that is only popular in their own state of origin, and little known elsewhere. So if you live in South Carolina, lucky you, you can vote for Stephen, he will not be running anywhere else so there is no way he can win. Too bad, he might be able to win the whole race if he tried, and he really has some good ideas. I announced his Presidential Consideration on his friend John Stewart's show, The Daily Show with John Stewart, and announced his actual candidacy 15 minutes later on his own show, The Colber Report.
Stephen Colbert: I Am America (And So Can You) Interview
Stephen Colbert's book I Am America (And So Can You) came out today, and I am going to go buy it (and I never read!!!) He was interviewed by Diane Sawyer today on Good Morning America about his new book, and it is amazing. Go out and buy it now.
Chris Palmieri is an up-and-coming filmmaker from New Jersey and he is really pretty good, maybe the one of best in the 17 year old film maker in the US. Anyway, he has won numerous "Movie of the Month" awards (a monthly competition where filmmakers have 30 days to write, film, and edit a video based on the monthly theme) at Knox's Korner Forums. Anyway, this movie is about a guy who is being followed by a killer snowman, he calls 911, but they don't take him seriously. Soon after, his dinosaurs are mudered by the snowman, what will he do?
George Lucas and Billyfaithfull
Cut out of the original film, here comes "Darth Vader Feels Blue", right before he dies, Darth Vader decides to play some smooth blues. Lord Vader... Yes, Master... Play the Blues...
George Lucas vs. Stephen Colbert
When Stephen Colbert challenges George Lucas to lightsaber duel, what is he supposed to say? How about, IT'S ON! Stephen Colbert vs. George Lucas, Sith vs. Jedi, Coke vs. Pepsi, who will win?
It's been a while since we had a real superhero, not one that is genetically engineered that is... So let me be the first to introduce... BEANERMAN! He can run at the speed of a raging chicken, mow your lawn faster than any other man, and can denounce the English language by pronouncing the "J" sound like an "H" or "Y".
Experiment #214: The Domino Effect
Diet Coke and Mentos, the online sensation that's sweeping the nation, FHM, Mythbusters, 3rd world countries, and probably the ones who started it all, the Eepy Birds. They started out with a simple symphony of Diet Coke and Mentos, and moved on to the domino effect. Watch all of the Diet Coke and Mentos cacophony go down on Experiment #214: The Domino Effect.
What do you do when mines are spread across your pathway? You gotta be swift! You gotta be smooth! You gotta be quick! You gotta look, make sure no body's lookin'. Then you- BOOM! Just don't walk across it, get other people to walk across it to clear the way.
What would we do without Dr. Bob? We'd probably be way better off... Dr. Bob is the world's worst doctor, and still manages to stay in his profession. When Phil chokes on so bologna, what will he do? We need Dr. Bob! Will Dr. Bob save his life? Will Phil get his bologna and Co-Co Cola back? Will that blue guy ever get to play Halo? Watch and find out.
Make Believe: The Best Line Rider Track Ever!!!
If you've played LineRider you probably know that not only can you make cool tracks, but you can make cool drawings on your track. This guy went all out and made the coolest track in LineRider history...
Our friends from Joe Woody go to Burger King looking for the gold plated pokemon cards that they used to sell. They're just messing around and the cashier is confused. She thinks they're just retarded, and maybe they are...
Yeah, so like, you know, we're here at the hot spot you know, just like, to get a sweet beverage you know, after a sweet tournament. Joe Woody goes to what looks like a 7-11 to get a slurpie... And that's basicly it. But wait, there's a problem, the sweet beverage tastes like crap... What will Joe Woody do???
How many Starbucks are there in Manhattan? "I know there are a lot, some hundreds?" "I don't know, maybe 1,000?" "An excess of about 150?" "999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999" "I'd say about 120." The answer: 171! A New York filmmaker named Mark Malkoff wondered if he could go to all 171 Starbucks in 24 hours. This is not a fake story, it was on the news and it was in 24 hours. Can Mark do it?
Richard Crumb: Multidimensional Investment Banker
Richard Crumb is a multidimensional investment banker; for those of you who don't speak nerd... he is a stock broker that goes to different dimensions helping people manage their stocks. Everything is going well until his arch-investment banker, Christine, challenges him to a strategic investment broke-off... sort of thing... Who will win? Richard Crumb, or Christine?
This isn't really a comedy video, it's just something cool I found. This green laser pen is 50 times more powerful than a regular red laser pen, and 50 times more expensive. This is so strong that it can burn through paper, plastic, balloons (made of plastic I know but it's cool to watch them pop), and starts matches. Cool huh!
Have you ever wondered what the hard core video gamer nerd is like on the other side of the Halo match you're playing? Well this guy is here to tell you what goes on in the life of a video gamer. Warning: the video you are about to watch is a documentary on the life of a true nerd. The footage may surprise you about how nerdy people can actually be. You have been warned.
Some say he's serious George, some say he's a delirious George, make him angry he's a furious George, he thinks he's a curious George, I think he is funny when he is impersonated by a guy who looks some-what like him and tries to rap.
This video is made by some people who went to McDonalds and tried to place an order while rapping. Who knows how people who failed high school geometry could keep up with this beat yo! Anyway, I'm pretty sure they planned it, there is no way someone could keep up with that, and keep their temper down because they wouldn't just say a simple order.
This is a video from some guy who has way too much time on his hands. It's called Napoleon Halomite and this guy took the audio from the bike scene in Napoleon Dynamite and dubbed it into a scene they recorded in Halo 2. But I don't know why they used Elites, it would have made more sense to use Spartans. Oh well.
Paul McCartney Makes Mashed Potatoes
Last week, I bought Paul McCartney's album, Chaos and Creation In the Backyard, the other day and and today, seeing as its release date is today, I bought his album, Memory Almost Full, so I decided it's a great time to released this video. It was part of an hour long cooking show to advertise Linda McCartney's album, Wide Prarie, shortly after she died. Remember to use non-hydrogenated margerine when you make your mashed spuds.
Today's video is a sequel to a video I released a while ago titled, Jedi Training. The story goes that Yoda stole a George Lucas (Georgie) doll from his brother Yoder as a kid, now Yoder has returned to get him back with his evil apprentice, Xiara. Yoda vs. Yoder, Bob vs. Xiara, Georgie vs. Coming Up With New Quotes. Who will win? Watch and find out.
Yet another hit from Florida's Jason Steele, one of his best animations, Charlie the Unicorn, I bet most of you have heard quotes from it. Charlie is a laid back unicorn but when two other unicorns are making him go to candy mountain he leaves on an adventure of unknown outcomes. My personal favorite is "It's a magical leoplurodon Charlie!" Yet another movie where the song will be stuck in your head forever. This is probably Jason Steele's most popular video of his, actually, more people probably know about the video than people that know about him. (After watching, check out a fan's dub of it in German here.)
An informational rap/chorus about dee dee dee's. They say 1 out of 3 is a dee, so if you are a dee, please don't marry a dee, 'cus then your kids will be... Dee dee dee. This is an awesome song, CARLOS MENCIA ROCKS! (After watching this, check out Awolter's new site, 1 Out of 3 Productions.)
Bob wants to become a jedi, so who should he go to? Go to Yoda, he must. So now Bob must learn how to become a jedi before he dies... of being hit by Force propelled rocks.
This is a video about Arnold Schwarzenegger running for the position of governor of California, which he claims should be the President of California. If you elect Arnold for governor, he will trim the fat from the state budget, if you're worried about crime, stop worrying, he is trained in law inforcement, and he will eliminate all costs from the health care system. So vote Arnold Schwarzenegger, paid for in part by the people who really, really don't like Gray Davis.
Kirby feels like doing something crazy, but no one will help him, now he has to go around bugging people to go do something. Now Kirby must draw pictures, blow stuff up, and fight giant machines just to get someone to pay attention. Now he is just in time to eat some a'pasta for him and Mario!
Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle
Christopher Boe
WARNING: This video contains strong language and graphic cartoon violence.
As Snake crawls through a cave, he finds something unimaginable, something diabolical, something pure EVIL! A Kenyan Mangrove Crab... Can Snake defeat this "Cave Demon" and save his life before the crab takes his? He will have to bring out the big guns for this one, a knife is no match for those massive claws. But it's just a crab... right?
Perfect Kirby - Midnight Snack
Kirby wakes up at 12:34 and you know what that means, time for a midnight snackaroo. Kirby ventures to the kitchen and starts to make hot dogs, that should be easy enough... Right? Watch as the chaos unfolds across your screen and watch Neil getting gasoline dumped on him (don't do that at home!!!). A great flash, watch it. I'm serious watch it. Why are you still reading this when you could be watching it, okay I'll be done right, about... Now.
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Shawn Vulliez
Song by: Lemon Demon
Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny... need I say more? It's an ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny. It's got Chuck Norris, Godzilla, Jackie Chan, Batman, Shaq, Mr. Rogers, Aaron Carter, Indiana Jones, and many more.
WARNING: YOU WILL BE SINGING THIS SONG FOR A WEEK!!!
"This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny, good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see. Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny"
The exciting sequel to Animator vs. Animation. The animator, looking for a challenge, decides to make the stick figure harder to beat. Little does he know exactly how much power he is giving to the little guy. Long live The Chosen One!
An animator faces his own animation in deadly combat. The battlefield? The Flash interface itself.
A stick figure is created by an animator with the intent to torture. The stick figure drawn by the animator will be using everything he can find - the brush tool, the eraser tool - to get back at his tormentor. It's resourcefulness versus power. Who will win? You can find out yourself.
When a person named Eduardo drinks a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, something horrible happens, his hands fall off and spatulas grow in their place. Now Eduardo must put up with people making fun of him and try to stop bragging about his giant flying hippopotomus.